Tek is Yannick's illegitimate child.
Tek is Greer's illegitimate child.
Yannick adopted an abandoned Tek out of pity.
Yannick adopted Tek because he's really the heir to something awesome.
Tek was found in a box labeled "free kittens."
Tek is ticklish. It's his darkest secret.
Robin killed Crow or was otherwise responsible for his disappearance.
Rook killed Crow or was otherwise responsible for his disappearance.
Lilja killed Crow or was otherwise responsible for his disappearance.
Tek killed Crow (because he wouldn't let that fucker live).
Crow is still alive.
Greer was killed by one of their children.
Greer was killed because Rook formally took on the mantle of heir.
Crow took Rook to the Frost Promenade because Rook can't get dates.
Rook and Crow went to the Frost Promenade together because they are actually a couple.
- Additional to the above they were caught making out.
Rook is the manipulative mastermind and used Crow's brute force to further their goals.
Rook's scars are self-inflicted to hurt the reputation of a rival.
Rook is actually a thing from the Abyss.
Rook literally eats their suitors.
Yannick has a thing for collecting monsters because Tek is also a thing from the Abyss.
Tek killed one of his schoolmates at boarding school.
Tek engineered the poison on the blade that killed Greer.
Dante isn't a crybaby, he's actually a manipulative genius.
Dante is actually the only true illegitimate child.
Robin followed Crow everywhere because he had a huge crush on him.
- Additional to the above they were caught making out.
Robin killed Crow because he was jealous of him and Rook.
Robin and Tek's public spats are to cover up that they're secretly dating.
- Additional to the above they were caught making out.
Tek's hatred of Crow was to cover up that he had a huge crush on him.
- Additional to the above they were caught making out.
Robin actually died along with Crow. This asshole is an impostor.
Robin unleashed an ancient family curse that will kill House Hesse one-by-one.
Robin has slept with [NPC name here].
Lilja is plotting to take over House Hendrake.
Crow faked his own death and set up Lilja to carry out the rest of his devious plans.
Tek was planted in the family as an agent for House Cadeval.
Lilja and Severina are breeding an army to depose King Swayvil.
Lilja has plans to marry off each of her children to members of the Greater Houses.
King Swayvil had Harlequin kill Greer as a test of loyalty.
If Lilja's horn is allowed to grow out to its full length, it will unlock arcane powers in her.
Robin and Tek are actually twins.
Harlequin is Robin's illegitimate child, born out of a fling in Shadow.
Harlequin is Tek's illegitimate child, born out of a fling in Shadow.
Harlequin is Li's illegitimate child, born out of a fling in Shadow.
Harlequin is Rook's illegitimate child, born out of a fling in Shadow.
Harlequin is actually Crow's illegitimate child. No one is sure how this happened.
The assassination attempts on House Hesse are actually a plot to make them seem more sympathetic.
Dantaylion Hesse and Valefor Cadeval have a forbidden romance (apparently).